That’s got to be one of the greatest lies ever told (well, that and the claim that it only takes three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop). Anyway, one of the benefits of having a newborn and, as a result, not sleeping is that you get to check out late, late night TV.
In case you’re wondering, here’s what you’ll find on the tube in the 2 AM - 5 AM slot:
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Marathons of “Roseanne” on TV Land
Or, sometimes, marathons of “Three’s Company”
Infomercials for “Girls Gone Wild” DVDs (these are usually on two channels simultaneously)
Paul Hogan films. Seriously. Late night TV loves “Crocodile Dundee.”
