I’m back on The Nervous Breakdown today with a piece about my childhood (read: traumatic) experience of auditioning for Nickelodeon’s “Family Double Dare.” This is a revised version of the story which originally appeared in the fantastic zine Grok of Alert Nerd Press-fame. Learn more about Alert Nerd here.

As far as my Nickelodeon dreams go, you can read “Slimed in Klutziness” by taking your little mouse and clicking here.