Archive for the ‘Hijinks’ Category
Take it from Mayor Stranczek himself.
Monday, March 22nd, 2010Slimed in Klutziness.
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010I’m back on The Nervous Breakdown today with a piece about my childhood (read: traumatic) experience of auditioning for Nickelodeon’s “Family Double Dare.” This is a revised version of the story which originally appeared in the fantastic zine Grok of Alert Nerd Press-fame. Learn more about Alert Nerd here.
As far as my Nickelodeon dreams go, you can read “Slimed in Klutziness” by taking your little mouse and clicking here.
Are you the key master?
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009Let’s check in with Mark Malkoff to see how his key quest is going.
Would you give this man the key to your city?
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009
My pal Mark Malkoff is up and running with his latest video project. This time, he’s traveling across the country in a Ford Fusion Hybrid for four weeks to see how many US mayors will give him a key to their city.
You can follow Mark’s journey on Twitter, see photos at flickr, and see his itinerary on his website.
Lord Of The Fruit Flies - CONCLUSION.
Thursday, September 3rd, 2009The war is over. And I truly am the lord of the fruit flies. The little bastards thought they would win. “Sure, we’ll just keep having sex behind Rob’s IKEA cutting boards and multiply,” they thought to themselves. Ha! They thought wrong. I, along with a total of four different vinegar traps, emerged victorious from this week-long war. Put that in your vinegar trap and smoke it.
Boo-yah.
From the makers of 6 Hour Power comes…
Thursday, July 16th, 2009
From your dedicated Starbucks baristas (and friends!).
Sunday, July 12th, 2009
Not to be confused with Moshe’s Motors or Saul’s Sedans.
Monday, June 15th, 2009
Checking In With Mark Malkoff.
Saturday, June 13th, 2009Let’s check in with Mark Malkoff, an Airtran plane, and toilet paper.
What happens when you roll toilet paper down the aisle of an airliner and then flush? Mark Malkoff conducts an experiment to find out while he lives aboard an AirTran airplane for 30 days.
Favorite comment overheard today at Target.
Thursday, June 11th, 2009Setting: Aisle with Band-Aids, etc.
WOMAN (holding box of wart remover bandages about two inches from her face and speaking to no one in particular): Hmmm…I wonder if this’ll get rid of my plantars, too.