From The Onion:
Obama Outfitted With 238 Motion Capture Sensors For 3-D Record Of Presidency
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Obama Outfitted With 238 Motion Capture Sensors For 3-D Record Of Presidency.
Thursday, March 5th, 2009The Emperor’s New Clothes.
Thursday, February 5th, 2009From WhiteHouseTapes.org:
LBJ ORDERS SOME NEW HAGGAR PANTS
August 9, 1964 1:17 PM
In this telephone call, the President asked a leader of the Haggar clothing company for some custom-made pants, providing specific (and sometimes graphic) instructions on how they should be customized for him.
Excerpt:
LBJ: “See if you can’t leave me about an inch from where the zipper (belches) ends around my—back to my bunghole.”
To hear the entire conversation in all of it’s ridiculous glory, click here.
Obamania.
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009Wow. What can I say that hasn’t already been said?
Good thing The Onion, America’s Finest News Source, was on hand to report from this historic event.
Obama Inauguration Speech Ruined By Incessant Jackhammering
And…
Say what?!?
Sunday, January 4th, 2009From the world of Yahoo, here’s a list of Bushisms from the past few years.
A few highlights:
“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” — January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” — Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, TN.
“Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech.” April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.
“Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” — Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, MO.
Separated at birth?
Thursday, December 25th, 2008I’m just saying.
